Ten Dog Quotes

Ten Quotes about Dogs that we love

“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
M.K. Clinton (author, The Returns)

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”
Franklin P. Jones (humorist and PR executive)

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.”
Phil Pastoret (author, Our Boarding House)

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”
Unknown

“The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.”
Stanley Coren

“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?”
Jerry Seinfeld

“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted”
Sian Ford

“A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.”
—Helen Thomson

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
—Rita Rudner

“I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he’s a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.”
—Larry Amoros

 

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